Linux Me, Baby!

My baby left me for a Windows machine.

Said my command line was too lean, too mean.

She wanted updates and a bright blue screen,

While I kept compiling like a coding fiend.

Linux me, baby—set my kernel free!

No proprietary chains—just you and me.

She liked her icons and easy function calls.

I told her real love is like a solid firewall.

She clicked “Accept All” like it meant nothing at all,

While I read every license from the first line to the crawl.

Linux me, baby—set my kernel free!

No proprietary chains—just you and me.

I debugged my heart with a sudo command.

Found a new distro in a digital promised land.

Linux me, baby—set my kernel free!

No proprietary chains—just you and me.